Well what to talk about for this edition....
I figure why not talk about the recent events involving the Mens Lax team. Now when you give 15 college students vans to take a road trip to play a sport with no actual coach or supervisor, things are going to happen. Before we even left on the road trip we had made the decision to turn the trip into a booze cruise which if you ask any college student who likes to party they would say this is a great idea. But when you go to a Liberal Arts Lutheran School they do not take kind to breaking the rules. Even though we broke the rules because we are beauties and do on fact enjoy a few cold ones does not give the school the right to completely banish the program for one mistake. They need to take into account all the other sports which members have broken the rules and not been punished to this extent and for that it is bullshit and the school needs to lighten up on this matter. Because nobody was in danger of being hurt, everyone was responsible while drinking,the driver never drank and nothing was damaged in the vans. So why get rid of the program because college students wanted to have some fun and be a team. We just wanted to keep the image up of lacrosse teams being the biggest party animals in schools, why punish us for that. So for these reasons we are beauties and should not be punished.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
The FIrst Edition
Do you ever find yourself just browsing around facebook looking for something that will kill the time? Well today I was doing just that with my roommate and we came across another blog, and it got us thinking that our lives are better than the majority of the people's out there , so we thought to ourselves why not start a blog. So as you can see we did just that.
To start off the first edition we are sitting in the dining services on the campus of our college in Moorhead Minnesota as we usually do at roughly the same time everyday, and it got us thinking that we should start instead of just talking to each other about our stories of debauchery why not make it open to the general public so they can see how real gems live there lives. Now Im sitting here with one of the boys and he goes why are you talking so proper on here like we don't ever talk like this, he says " we use short small words and sound like dicks". I guess he is right we are dicks and dont really care what other people think and that is what makes us the beauties that we are.
So after giving you a brief background on who we are and how we act, I have the first story of the year for Blogging for Beauties. So this weekend we took a trip to play lacrosse go figure. Now the funny part about this is our school basically paid for 15 college students to take 3 school vans on a 6 and a half hour booze cruise, along with numerous safety meetings. So we arrived in Lacrosse Wisconsin at around 1045 pm and we are already crushed so a few of us decide it would be a good idea to go to the bar, keep in mind that we have 2 games on saturday. By the time we get to the bar the 5 of us it is already 100 am so we only have an hr to party, so thats what we do once we find out that its 4 dollars all you can drink. Being the beauties that we are minus the one guy we were with who we were trying to avoid the whole time we were there because there is no chance in hell that anybody could ever wheel with this guy around like he is the definition of cock block, like lets get serious what guy who is drunk and at a bar can stand there and yawn 3 times in a row like who is ever that tired when they go out. But thats enough about him he is not a person that would be of any interest to anybody. After the bars close down we head back to the hotel to get some rest for the 2 games we have the next day, oh and I forgot to mention that the majority of our team has never played lacrosse a day in our lives. So as game time rolls around I make the decision to healthy scratch myself from the first game due to being to hungover, kinda let my team down but not really they knew what to expect prior to the game. none the less we lost 17-4 and 8-2 not bad for a bunch of hungover beauties. needless to say we made it home saturday night had a few drinks on the way, ended up at home for a solid couple hour safety meeting then passed out. All in All it was a solid weekend.
Thats it for the First edition, it may not be the best but to the beauties out there they will appreciate it.
Blackout or Backout
To start off the first edition we are sitting in the dining services on the campus of our college in Moorhead Minnesota as we usually do at roughly the same time everyday, and it got us thinking that we should start instead of just talking to each other about our stories of debauchery why not make it open to the general public so they can see how real gems live there lives. Now Im sitting here with one of the boys and he goes why are you talking so proper on here like we don't ever talk like this, he says " we use short small words and sound like dicks". I guess he is right we are dicks and dont really care what other people think and that is what makes us the beauties that we are.
So after giving you a brief background on who we are and how we act, I have the first story of the year for Blogging for Beauties. So this weekend we took a trip to play lacrosse go figure. Now the funny part about this is our school basically paid for 15 college students to take 3 school vans on a 6 and a half hour booze cruise, along with numerous safety meetings. So we arrived in Lacrosse Wisconsin at around 1045 pm and we are already crushed so a few of us decide it would be a good idea to go to the bar, keep in mind that we have 2 games on saturday. By the time we get to the bar the 5 of us it is already 100 am so we only have an hr to party, so thats what we do once we find out that its 4 dollars all you can drink. Being the beauties that we are minus the one guy we were with who we were trying to avoid the whole time we were there because there is no chance in hell that anybody could ever wheel with this guy around like he is the definition of cock block, like lets get serious what guy who is drunk and at a bar can stand there and yawn 3 times in a row like who is ever that tired when they go out. But thats enough about him he is not a person that would be of any interest to anybody. After the bars close down we head back to the hotel to get some rest for the 2 games we have the next day, oh and I forgot to mention that the majority of our team has never played lacrosse a day in our lives. So as game time rolls around I make the decision to healthy scratch myself from the first game due to being to hungover, kinda let my team down but not really they knew what to expect prior to the game. none the less we lost 17-4 and 8-2 not bad for a bunch of hungover beauties. needless to say we made it home saturday night had a few drinks on the way, ended up at home for a solid couple hour safety meeting then passed out. All in All it was a solid weekend.
Thats it for the First edition, it may not be the best but to the beauties out there they will appreciate it.
Blackout or Backout
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